This Destroy worries me, I'm scared my little diggets will suffer from some unknow disease just from writing down THE name. I'm not listing any songs here, just pick any of her songs and voilà, the damage is done.
AC/DC said ''Rock'n'roll ain't noise pollution'' and they were right. What they didn't know back then is that Mariah Carey's voice IS noise pollution.
Now if there's a performer in the world of music that truly should only scream or make weird vocal noise when she's by herself it's Mariah Carey. She should be left alone on a far away island where not a soul is allowed to go.
Radios should inform people in advance when they're gonna play her music (dare I say MUSIC!).
Fans of her music should isolate their houses so when her music is on there's no contamination possible.
TV shouldn't play her videos, they should ban them altogether. That would be like an Earth day, nothing that pollutes the air.
When I think of Mariah Carey these thing comes to mind: pathetic wannabe-singer that can't sing but makes verbal pollution, exorcism of all her followers to make sure they don't contaminate the normal people around them, go to a detox center where you have awful withdrawal syndroms and all you see or hear is Mariah (how EVIL is that!!!!), screaming sirens of ambulances (they remind me so much of Mariah's voice).
If Mariah performs in some arena near you there should be a warning sign that says: enter at your own risk, bring earplugs and beware that a few seconds of exposure to her voice can lead to permanent madness.
To end this, I know some people love her vocals (I sympathise with you all) but I must say my immune system can't fight such a disease so until there's a vaccine for it I'm standing away from it.
AC/DC said ''Rock'n'roll ain't noise pollution'' and they were right. What they didn't know back then is that Mariah Carey's voice IS noise pollution.
Now if there's a performer in the world of music that truly should only scream or make weird vocal noise when she's by herself it's Mariah Carey. She should be left alone on a far away island where not a soul is allowed to go.
Radios should inform people in advance when they're gonna play her music (dare I say MUSIC!).
Fans of her music should isolate their houses so when her music is on there's no contamination possible.
TV shouldn't play her videos, they should ban them altogether. That would be like an Earth day, nothing that pollutes the air.
When I think of Mariah Carey these thing comes to mind: pathetic wannabe-singer that can't sing but makes verbal pollution, exorcism of all her followers to make sure they don't contaminate the normal people around them, go to a detox center where you have awful withdrawal syndroms and all you see or hear is Mariah (how EVIL is that!!!!), screaming sirens of ambulances (they remind me so much of Mariah's voice).
If Mariah performs in some arena near you there should be a warning sign that says: enter at your own risk, bring earplugs and beware that a few seconds of exposure to her voice can lead to permanent madness.
To end this, I know some people love her vocals (I sympathise with you all) but I must say my immune system can't fight such a disease so until there's a vaccine for it I'm standing away from it.
Anyones has medication they can share with me? I'm starting to feel dizzy.
p.s this Destroy is dedicated to rm who shares most of my views on THE subject.
16 comments:
I LOVE you! :) I can't stand Mariah's vocal masturbation...
I love you too rm, that's why I also had you in mind when I did that Destroy. ;)
right on.
I saw her new video and now I dislike Kenneth for selling out.
lol i am a fan and i have no problem with her voice..although i do agree that she should use less high notes on her music..she doesn't need that..but still i wont stop listen to her songs :P
roark you're also on my A list, how can you not be. ;)
eti...do you wear your earplugs when you listen to her? lol
Poor eti, we need to save her!
We had a massive giggle fit over this video at work today... it lasted for about an hour or so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
Ken leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
lol Zesty..nope i dont and i listen more her hip hop songs and not much the melodic ones that she loves to use her high notes :P
Can I be at your B or C or D list? since your A list is out for me lol
rm you crack me up..I just can't believe that she really thinks that she is singing in proper english..Terrible!.
I think eti doesn't wanna be saved. She enjoys suffering I guess.
LOL That video was great.
Is it normal that the scariest moment for me was when they showed Mariah?
But I loved the ''tulibu dibu douchoo '' part.
eti, A list is definitely out of your reach and I don't know where to put you, that Mariah thing makes it really hard to put you near the top. It makes you closer to a Z than a D.
Or you can be in the same list as someone else...someone who's under the M list...M for middle!
What?! Are you kidding me? Mariah Carey is the greatest singer of all time!
April Fools! Heh.
:P
Being on the M list is not all that bad. You're allowed to listen to cheesey music from time to time.
{Oops, that was my deleted comment. Darn typos. :x}
m....talking about cheesy music, maybe I should do a Smokey Robinson Destroy! I'm gonna need a bucket to puke in when I write that Destroy. lol
AAAAAAA list......wow I feel special.
ok.....the Ken Leeeee video was hilarious.
someone had Free Bird as their incoming call delay on their cell phone today.....thats cheesy.
roark, YOU ARE special ;)
Hmm Free Bird....might as well have used '' Hocus Pocus'' from the band ''Focus''
You know, the '70s song that's yodeled! hehe
yeah special ed
hehe
Leave Smokey alone! Hmph.
Hello there! ;} *waves*
Who knows, maybe writing about Smokey isn't a good thing, my computer might be infected with viruses. lol But....come on, a lovely Destroy for good ol' Smokey, that would be bring me joy and happiness. hehe
And hi there! ;} *waves*
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